Yes, happy holidays but...this is almost a horror story. You see...
my masters left me at home -- ALONE!
On Christmas Day!
Some sort of cross-wires or something.
The human race, they frequently misunderstand or misinterpret. That rarely happens with my nation!
My nation uses superior communication skills.
(Think about it.)
Thank the canine gods, grampa saved the day.....he and my bonus master came and got me.
Rescued me from boredom.
I got right to work keeping everyone entertained at the party, because they all wanted to see me.
I didn't get a rest all day. Bed time couldn't come fast enough...whew!